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Reporter: Hi 
Egyptian: Hello 

Reporter: Do u speak English 
Egyptian: Berfect 

Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u 
Egyptian: No, I don’t have a mind 

Reporter: What’s your name? 
Egyptian: Taha 

Reporter: Sex? 
Taha: I love it 

Reporter: oh no, I meant male or female? 
Taha(yelling) : what do u sink? 

Reporter: it’s just for the sake of the report. Never mind… male…. 
Taha: No… I like female 

Reporter: How do u find life here in Egypt ? 
Taha: Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz 

Reporter: Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country? 
Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food 

Reporter: DO YOU WORK? 
Taha: Yas, when I am not buzy.. 

Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt ? 
Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did a circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!! 

Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt ? 
Taha: I do not undurztand what u say 

Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt ? 
Taha: Egypt very rich cantry…we have alot of cotton..a lot of water..and we have byramidz 

Reporter: So do u make a lot of money? 
Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend I know make money at home..and he go to brizon.. if u make money at home.. you will go to brizon 

Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money? 
Taha: me? …Not a lot…..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah? 

Reporter: Then where does all the money go? 
Taha: Guvurment 

Reporter: And what does the government do with the money? 
Taha: Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way 

Reporter: well , Ok…Do u vote? 
Taha: What duz zat mean? 

Reporter: Do u choose your president 
Taha: Who, Mubarak? 

Reporter: yes 
Taha(nervously) : I didn’t give my voice..But if I was. I will give him my voice 

Reporter: Why him? 
Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane 

Reporter: But there r no wars right now 
Taha: But if we have war..u see?…we know we will have a very good airoplane in it 

Reporter: what about the last 26 years? 
Taha: I got marry..and have Ahmed an d Amira..

Reporter: No, I meant Mubarak. 
Taha: He also marry and have….

Reporter (interrupting) :No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years 
Taha: He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way 

Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha 
Taha: No broblem, only 10 bounds 

Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this 
Taha: ok okây¦. Zanks a lot.

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